eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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