those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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