I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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