you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you win again, gameday.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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