For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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