either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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