I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
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Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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