I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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