How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I believe in your delicious
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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