her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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