In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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