It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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