Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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