In the future we'll all be gay
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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