margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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