what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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