I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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