Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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