i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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