im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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Pass out mid-funnel last night.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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