hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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