its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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