drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
My life is pants optional.
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