i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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