You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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