Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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