Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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