Define "chronic" masturbator.
time to smoke my breakfast
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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