id be glad to
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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