I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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