i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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