Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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