So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm at about main and main street
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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