she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Four minutes until I can fart!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
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