I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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