He kissed a someone with a penis
handjob tips. give me some.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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