he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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