Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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