After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
do nipples grow back?
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