The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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