you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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