I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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