It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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