do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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