chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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