I'm really into asian looking animals
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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