I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
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I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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