a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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