so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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