if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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